Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?
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@Alice Get bathrobes emblazoned with upside-down pineapples, and Bob's yer uncle.
@Alice I think that as long as whatever robes you choose aren't full of upside down pinneapples or the words "SWINGERS" in embroidered in neon ... you should be fine.
Okay! We settled on getting swim ponchos, but now I'm worried that it's not going to be obvious enough that we're swingers, so I guess I need to get "Swingers" in a baseball font embroidered on the poncho?
"Swingers" in a baseball font embroidered on the poncho
@amiserabilist Ooh. I like the pocket placement which is also approximately Kev's penis placement so it will occasionally look like Swingers is in 3D.
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@arisummerland I started by looking at the Sand Cloud poncho which appears to be good for brushing off sand, but maybe not as warm as I wanted. I figured Terry cloth would be best for me because it would be warm and kind of double as my towel.
I try to avoid sand because I find myself finding sand in random places for years after every encounter with sand, so I think I’m good there!
@Alice make them leopard print, and Kev's needs to be uncommmmmfortably short.
@Alice swing batter, batter!
@Alice needs more upside down pineapples on it
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I’m envisioning matching bucket hats. For all those key parties.
@Alice really an outfit that says "we're not like, one of those uptight, boring cults. we're a cool cult that knows how to make space for you and your active lifestyle!"
@Alice And/or write "JUICY" across the butt.
@Alice pineapple prints are popular.
@Alice Take a look at a provider of swim gear. They have all kinds of pre/post swim apparel. I've seen Olympic swimmers wearing full length puffers
@Alice the upside down pineapple doormat outside your apartment for the win!
@Alice Okay, the real question is what matching image will be embroidered over the back of the bathrobes so that everyone knows you're not just casual dressing-gowners, but *serious* about the terrycloth life.
@Alice I think one follow-up here is: Is it a bad thing to look like swingers?
@Alice yes I fear Kev is correct.
Switch it up with Kimonos instead - add a kitana for good measure.
I'd wager hotdog costumes would also do the trick 
@Alice I would question his reasons for apparently wanting to avoid wintertime swimming. Get suspicious!
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@photovotary I seriously want to do it because I want to use the pool in the winter but the air is so cold once you're out.
My only fear is the short walk of shame from the pool back to our apartment where our neighbors might be like why TF are these people walking around in bathrobes?
@Alice @photovotary You're an adult. Do whatever you want, and if people are judgey, that's on them.
@Alice I've used bathrobes after being in pools for decades, and nobody's ever invited me to any swinger parties. =(
I call bull.
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As a swinger, wearing clothes is not really our thing.