Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?
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"my wife and i noticed you from across the shrine and we really dig your vibe."
@Alice ONLY if they have pineapples on them. Or tigers.
When I told you I was a big swinger, I meant my moods.
@Alice If you have two legs you look like a swinger.
You need a new bathrobe. You must!
@Alice Avoid pineapple or pampas grass logos!
@Alice
Better you should catch pneumonia than chance someone judging you.
@Alice What an interesting cultural phenomenon!
Finland is the land of communal saunas in every apartment complex. A bathrobe is the most normal garment.
@Alice I was going to comment, but it looks like the swingers here have covered all the bases from what I can ascertain from SwingerPedia.
@Alice I wanted to suggest crocheted swimwear, but that could go either way.
@Alice
Only if you wear a Borat swimsuit underneath.
@Alice
Why look like swingers when you could buy long raincoats and look like flashers?
@Alice
I think not. Even so, what if you look like swingers? That's not so bad. Swingers see the most action.
@Alice
You'll look like boxers, Alice, not swingers.
No worries.
@Alice There is a garment made for this very purpose … the swim parka
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@photovotary I seriously want to do it because I want to use the pool in the winter but the air is so cold once you're out.
My only fear is the short walk of shame from the pool back to our apartment where our neighbors might be like why TF are these people walking around in bathrobes?
