Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?
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@Alice ONLY if they have pineapples on them. Or tigers.
When I told you I was a big swinger, I meant my moods.
@Alice If you have two legs you look like a swinger.
You need a new bathrobe. You must!
@Alice Avoid pineapple or pampas grass logos!
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Better you should catch pneumonia than chance someone judging you.
@Alice What an interesting cultural phenomenon!
Finland is the land of communal saunas in every apartment complex. A bathrobe is the most normal garment.
@Alice I was going to comment, but it looks like the swingers here have covered all the bases from what I can ascertain from SwingerPedia.
@Alice I wanted to suggest crocheted swimwear, but that could go either way.
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Only if you wear a Borat swimsuit underneath.
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Why look like swingers when you could buy long raincoats and look like flashers?
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I think not. Even so, what if you look like swingers? That's not so bad. Swingers see the most action.
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You'll look like boxers, Alice, not swingers.
No worries.
@Alice There is a garment made for this very purpose … the swim parka
