Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true?
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@Alice
As a swinger, wearing clothes is not really our thing.
@Alice Get bathrobes emblazoned with upside-down pineapples, and Bob's yer uncle.
@Alice I think that as long as whatever robes you choose aren't full of upside down pinneapples or the words "SWINGERS" in embroidered in neon ... you should be fine.
Okay! We settled on getting swim ponchos, but now I'm worried that it's not going to be obvious enough that we're swingers, so I guess I need to get "Swingers" in a baseball font embroidered on the poncho?
"Swingers" in a baseball font embroidered on the poncho
@amiserabilist Ooh. I like the pocket placement which is also approximately Kev's penis placement so it will occasionally look like Swingers is in 3D.
@Alice make them leopard print, and Kev's needs to be uncommmmmfortably short.
@Alice swing batter, batter!
@Alice needs more upside down pineapples on it
@Alice
I’m envisioning matching bucket hats. For all those key parties.
@Alice really an outfit that says "we're not like, one of those uptight, boring cults. we're a cool cult that knows how to make space for you and your active lifestyle!"
@Alice And/or write "JUICY" across the butt.
@Alice pineapple prints are popular.
@Alice Take a look at a provider of swim gear. They have all kinds of pre/post swim apparel. I've seen Olympic swimmers wearing full length puffers
@Alice the upside down pineapple doormat outside your apartment for the win!
@Alice Okay, the real question is what matching image will be embroidered over the back of the bathrobes so that everyone knows you're not just casual dressing-gowners, but *serious* about the terrycloth life.
@Alice I think one follow-up here is: Is it a bad thing to look like swingers?
@Alice yes I fear Kev is correct.
Switch it up with Kimonos instead - add a kitana for good measure.
I'd wager hotdog costumes would also do the trick 
@Alice I would question his reasons for apparently wanting to avoid wintertime swimming. Get suspicious!
@Alice I've used bathrobes after being in pools for decades, and nobody's ever invited me to any swinger parties. =(
I call bull.
I think the only thing that will make us look like swingers is if we try to lure our neighbors to join us in the hottubbbb or leave a half-full fishbowl of keys by the entrance.
@Alice i was listening to some podcast on how divorce rates are down and these Gen Xers called gen z "more puritan than ever"
@Alice [Autism powers activating.] None of these keys are for cars or door locks. That one there is still stuck inside its luggage lock.
@Alice yeah, if not it’s gonna be more like cosplaying Coccoon 😆
@Alice I would definitely grab the keys with the Ferrari logo! I always wanted to drive one of those!
@Alice Agreed. Get bath robes.
