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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

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Michael Brandtner
@MBrandtner@gruene.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts Also works in politics. Less social security for the poor instead of taxing the rich.

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Raccoon🏳️‍🌈
@Raccoon@techhub.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
That's not a Low Quality Fact, just a Fact about Low Quality Management.

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skedarwarrior
@skedarwarrior@techhub.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts Sounds like corporations as usual

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Linknation
@Linknation@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts #meme #argh #planet #ceo #shareholder my f***ing ass value #finance #bank #banks #deatheconomy could we not for a change print money and give it to all people that do something GOOD?

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Oma_Trisha_F
@Oma_Trisha_F@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts

Sounds about fucking right.

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Ham on Wry
@HamonWry@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts

Ouch … ain’t that the truth

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Monsieur_Lepetit
@Monsieur_Lepetit@toot.community replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
- why are we stuck in the elevator?
- let me call Greg...oh!

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1 tripod in 3 trenchcoats
@kyonshi@dice.camp replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@lowqualityfacts I thought you were doing funny fake facts and not like Modern Business 101

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CM Harrington
@octothorpe@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

@lowqualityfacts too fucking real.

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Tony Hoyle
@tony@toot.hoyle.me.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
Alas this is a high quality fact.

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