CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
@lowqualityfacts #meme #argh #planet #ceo #shareholder my f***ing ass value #finance #bank #banks #deatheconomy could we not for a change print money and give it to all people that do something GOOD?
