please boost!!! 
hey it's me vanta rainbow black! i'm a poor unemployed disabled neurodivergent trans woman having a really hard time under capitalism AND my birthday is coming up in a week AND i'm supposed to be giving a talk about @FediPact at the seattle gnu linux conference this weekend but need help with food and transit costs and such for that. can i please have like $1000 so i can stop worrying for a while?
this isn't a super serious life-or-death request i just figured i'd throw it out there because i am Stressed and my birthday is soonsies
on the off chance somebody actually does take me up on this, thanks!!! 