A black and white poster, with the following text, and an illustration of a stern-looking, business suit wearing cat with glasses; INJURED AT HOME? Call the CAT LAWYER NO CASE TOO SMALL! Loud Noises Strangers Being Stared At Not Enough Petting Baths Nap Interruptions Too Much Petting Other Pets Unsolicited Rubs Wrong Kind of Petting Medicine Changes of any Kind Get Justice Fur Real! 1-889-HISSSSS