Don’t fucking talk to me, you’re a cupboard.
Don’t fucking talk to me, you’re a cupboard.
I’m not here for furniture introducing itself but there was also a sofa I would’ve happily taken home.
Her name was Martha and she looked like a Martha. She was big and soft and so damn comfy.
Like a hug in sofa form.
If only she wasn’t £1000.
(Photo from the website because I didn’t take one in the store)
Also the display model had some sagginess in the back cushions that made it look like smiles.
Who wouldn’t want a sofa that smiles at you and gives you a hug?
No, you shut up and stop being weird about sofas on the internet.