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Troggie
Troggie
@Troggie@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

Don’t fucking talk to me, you’re a cupboard.

A cupboard in a large furnishings store with a sign behind it that reads in “Hello, I’m Eloise”
A cupboard in a large furnishings store with a sign behind it that reads in “Hello, I’m Eloise”
A cupboard in a large furnishings store with a sign behind it that reads in “Hello, I’m Eloise”
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Federation Bot
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@Federation_Bot replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

I’m not here for furniture introducing itself but there was also a sofa I would’ve happily taken home.
Her name was Martha and she looked like a Martha. She was big and soft and so damn comfy.
Like a hug in sofa form.

If only she wasn’t £1000.
(Photo from the website because I didn’t take one in the store)

A large olive green matte plus velvet 3 seater sofa with wooden legs. Very padded and comfy looking.
A large olive green matte plus velvet 3 seater sofa with wooden legs. Very padded and comfy looking.
A large olive green matte plus velvet 3 seater sofa with wooden legs. Very padded and comfy looking.
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Troggie
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@Troggie@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

Also the display model had some sagginess in the back cushions that made it look like smiles.

Who wouldn’t want a sofa that smiles at you and gives you a hug?

No, you shut up and stop being weird about sofas on the internet.

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