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@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk · yesterday

People of the internet, show me your favourite meme

@thecorodon@wandering.shop replied · 19 hours ago

A Tumblr conversation.
googledocsdyke:
remember when you were 10 and you would hand out with your friends in other to Look At The Computer together like you you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

a-well-groomed-rat:
How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke:
normal amount — A Tumblr conversation. googledocsdyke: remember when you were 10 and you would hand out with your friends in other to Look At The Computer together like you you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave a-well-groomed-rat: How fucking old are you people? googledocsdyke: normal amount

@alienghic@timeloop.cafe replied · 22 hours ago

Still from the move airplane where white guy with blondish wavy hair, a tan collared shirt, loose tie, and wild eyes, is holding down one nostril, and holding something to his nose.

It's been edited to have a mobile phone up to his nose and the meme text reads "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doomscrolling" — Still from the move airplane where white guy with blondish wavy hair, a tan collared shirt, loose tie, and wild eyes, is holding down one nostril, and holding something to his nose. It's been edited to have a mobile phone up to his nose and the meme text reads "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doomscrolling"

@grob@mstdn.social replied · 22 hours ago

@babe I like all the mainstream generic ones (hide the pain harold, angry goose, i bet he's thinking of other women etc) the most, because they're so great to adapt.

Fav single use meme is ⬇️

A card from 'Magic - The Gathering'. It's a red card named "Eyjafjallajökull" and it's effect is "spent one red mana and tap to prevent all creatures from flying".

The Eyjafjallajökull is an Icelandic volcano whose eruption in 2010 halted all aviation over large parts of Europe for days, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull — A card from 'Magic - The Gathering'. It's a red card named "Eyjafjallajökull" and it's effect is "spent one red mana and tap to prevent all creatures from flying". The Eyjafjallajökull is an Icelandic volcano whose eruption in 2010 halted all aviation over large parts of Europe for days, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull

Negative12DollarBill

@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social replied · 23 hours ago

A CAPTCHA challenge asking the user to click on the squares containing the Ship Of Theseus

gorgeous georgeous

@georgieboy@toot.cat replied · 23 hours ago

@babe This one kills me every time.

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" — "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

OshKosh the Vorlon

@sconlan@metalhead.club replied · 24 hours ago

@babe The classic owl drawing meme

Two step owl drawing. Step one is two circles. Step two is a fully finished owl drawing.

Joshua Barretto

@jsbarretto@social.coop replied · yesterday

An image of a pill. Text reads: "This is a placebo meme for humour calibration purposes. It has no inherent effect but studies have shown it to be as effective as regular memes in a certain percentage of the population"

@vgarzareyna@mstdn.mx replied · 19 hours ago

@jsbarretto @babe hold your fucking horses!!

halcy :icosahedron:

@halcy@icosahedron.website replied · yesterday

@babe can't think of one that I like better than https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@fatlimey/113097229324898662 right now

@pilum@fedi.j1nk4l.com replied · yesterday

Pink gay unicorn Garak.

@bengerman@hachyderm.io replied · yesterday

Two figs sitting on a table. One is labeled "Fig 1" and the other "Fig 2". The table is labeled "Table 1"

A Magic The Gathering-looking card. The card is called "Thoughts and Prayers" and had the instant effect that "Target player gains 0 life"

@gavin57@toot.wales replied · yesterday

@babe Probably this one.

PEOPLE INTHE SIXTIES:

"I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE"

The image at the top shows a monochrome photo of woman holding her hand over the mouthpiece of a phone (old-school landline).

PEOPLE TODAY:

HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES?

The image below shows a woman in a modern kitchen talking to an Amazon Alexa. — PEOPLE INTHE SIXTIES: "I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE" The image at the top shows a monochrome photo of woman holding her hand over the mouthpiece of a phone (old-school landline). PEOPLE TODAY: HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES? The image below shows a woman in a modern kitchen talking to an Amazon Alexa.

Sir Osis of Liver 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party replied · yesterday

This one seemed very relatable.

🙂

"How it started" with image of heavy cat relaxing on its back on a couch.
"How it's going" same cat sitting on its haunches with its front paws flailing and mouth and eyes wide open. — "How it started" with image of heavy cat relaxing on its back on a couch. "How it's going" same cat sitting on its haunches with its front paws flailing and mouth and eyes wide open.

@Federation_Bot replied · yesterday

@babe *Stares at everyone with questioning eyes*

Reductress QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough To Have Imposter Syndrome?

[Photo of a pale skinned lady with bangs, a pony tail, and a polka dot shirt starring at the viewer with a skeptical look while she sits at her iMac laptop. A surrealistic painting hangs on the wall above the laptop on desk.] — Reductress QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough To Have Imposter Syndrome? [Photo of a pale skinned lady with bangs, a pony tail, and a polka dot shirt starring at the viewer with a skeptical look while she sits at her iMac laptop. A surrealistic painting hangs on the wall above the laptop on desk.]

Negenby Vibesmith

@theynege@beige.party replied · yesterday

An orange background with a yellowish Grover (as in the Muppet) on a bike, with wavy lines of text in a folksy serif font saying "If I don't turn it into a joke it will destroy me"

noodlejetski :verified_gay:

@noodlejetski@masto.ai replied · yesterday

edit: thank you everyone for ackshuallying a shitpost, your replies are extremely necessary and I'm very impressed by what a bunch of super smart cool boys y'all are

a crudely made comic:
1. a 3D model of a helium atom saying: bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble.
2. Meme Man dressed as Robespierre, with angry eyebrows drawn on in MS Paint: Noble ?
3. Robespierre is standing next to a guillotine, holding an MS Paint-drawn rope. the helium atom is positioned below the blade.
4. a photograph of a nuclear mushroom. — a crudely made comic: 1. a 3D model of a helium atom saying: bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble. 2. Meme Man dressed as Robespierre, with angry eyebrows drawn on in MS Paint: Noble ? 3. Robespierre is standing next to a guillotine, holding an MS Paint-drawn rope. the helium atom is positioned below the blade. 4. a photograph of a nuclear mushroom.

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