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@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk · 8 months ago

People of the internet, show me your favourite meme

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@beckett@triangletoot.party · 7 months ago

Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log.
“What day is today?” asked Pooh.
“It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground,” squeaked Piglet.
“My favorite day,” said Pooh. — Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. “What day is today?” asked Pooh. “It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh.

@ojelabii@norden.social · 8 months ago

Note passing meme with 11 panels as follows: 1) me handing note to application layer. 2) Application layer handing note to transport layer. 3)Transport layer handing note to internet layer. 4) Internet layer handing note to link layer. 5) Link layer handing note to physical layer. 6) Physical layer handing note to link layer. 7) Link layer handing note to internet layer. 8) Internet layer handing note to transport layer. 9) Transport layer handing note to application layer. 10) Application layer handing note to you. 11) You looking angrily back, holding the note with a screenshot showing Rick Astley, performing in his Never Gonna Give You Up music vid.

two slightly distorted guitars

@rhamphorhynchus@mastodon.nz · 8 months ago

A broken sign. The part that's left says "EASE OFF THE ASS"

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca · 8 months ago

@babe I don't know if it's my absolute favourite, but this Tumblr post (archive) makes me laugh every time I remember it

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Legolas (Orlando Bloom) in "The Two Towers", looking around Fangorn. GIF 1: "This forest is old." GIF 2: "Very old."

GIF 3: [wordless beat]
GIF 4: "Old as balls."

@isaactly_s@mas.to · 8 months ago

@babe hard to decide, but this is definitely one of my favs.

A billboard with the words "just do it" in white and "nothing is impossible" in yellow, but the composition makes it appear like it reads "just do nothing", "it is impossible"

@thecorodon@wandering.shop · 8 months ago

A Tumblr conversation.
googledocsdyke:
remember when you were 10 and you would hand out with your friends in other to Look At The Computer together like you you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

a-well-groomed-rat:
How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke:
normal amount — A Tumblr conversation. googledocsdyke: remember when you were 10 and you would hand out with your friends in other to Look At The Computer together like you you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave a-well-groomed-rat: How fucking old are you people? googledocsdyke: normal amount

@phildini@wandering.shop · 8 months ago

@thecorodon @babe @suzannealdrich apparently this post is how a partner of mine started saying “normal amount” like 5 years ago lol

@alienghic@timeloop.cafe · 8 months ago

Still from the move airplane where white guy with blondish wavy hair, a tan collared shirt, loose tie, and wild eyes, is holding down one nostril, and holding something to his nose.

It's been edited to have a mobile phone up to his nose and the meme text reads "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doomscrolling" — Still from the move airplane where white guy with blondish wavy hair, a tan collared shirt, loose tie, and wild eyes, is holding down one nostril, and holding something to his nose. It's been edited to have a mobile phone up to his nose and the meme text reads "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doomscrolling"

@grob@mstdn.social · 8 months ago

@babe I like all the mainstream generic ones (hide the pain harold, angry goose, i bet he's thinking of other women etc) the most, because they're so great to adapt.

Fav single use meme is ⬇️

A card from 'Magic - The Gathering'. It's a red card named "Eyjafjallajökull" and it's effect is "spent one red mana and tap to prevent all creatures from flying".

The Eyjafjallajökull is an Icelandic volcano whose eruption in 2010 halted all aviation over large parts of Europe for days, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull — A card from 'Magic - The Gathering'. It's a red card named "Eyjafjallajökull" and it's effect is "spent one red mana and tap to prevent all creatures from flying". The Eyjafjallajökull is an Icelandic volcano whose eruption in 2010 halted all aviation over large parts of Europe for days, see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_eruptions_of_Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull

Negative12DollarBill

@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social · 8 months ago

A CAPTCHA challenge asking the user to click on the squares containing the Ship Of Theseus

gorgeous georgeous

@georgieboy@toot.cat · 8 months ago

@babe This one kills me every time.

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" — "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

OshKosh the Vorlon

@sconlan@metalhead.club · 8 months ago

@babe The classic owl drawing meme

Two step owl drawing. Step one is two circles. Step two is a fully finished owl drawing.

Joshua Barretto

@jsbarretto@social.coop · 8 months ago

An image of a pill. Text reads: "This is a placebo meme for humour calibration purposes. It has no inherent effect but studies have shown it to be as effective as regular memes in a certain percentage of the population"

@vgarzareyna@mstdn.mx · 8 months ago

@jsbarretto @babe hold your fucking horses!!

halcy @ :revision_ol:

@halcy@icosahedron.website · 8 months ago

@babe can't think of one that I like better than https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@fatlimey/113097229324898662 right now

@pilum@fedi.j1nk4l.com · 8 months ago

Pink gay unicorn Garak.

Mister Softie :dp_knife:

@whiskeysailor@sickos.lol · 8 months ago

Top left panel:
Pakmicetus (four legged almost dog like): Indohyus, my brother, I've decided to search for more food in the waters
Top right panel:
Indohyus (silmilar to Pakicetus); You will regret this Packicetus. The environment will force you to adopt
Pakicetus: I just need some shrimps lol I willbe perfectly fine
Middle Panel (35 Million years later)
A whale: AAAOOOOOAAAAHHHH MRUUUUUUH (to a deer)
Bottom panel, close up of whale and deer
Whale: BWOOOOEEEEEE
Deer: WTF — Top left panel: Pakmicetus (four legged almost dog like): Indohyus, my brother, I've decided to search for more food in the waters Top right panel: Indohyus (silmilar to Pakicetus); You will regret this Packicetus. The environment will force you to adopt Pakicetus: I just need some shrimps lol I willbe perfectly fine Middle Panel (35 Million years later) A whale: AAAOOOOOAAAAHHHH MRUUUUUUH (to a deer) Bottom panel, close up of whale and deer Whale: BWOOOOEEEEEE Deer: WTF

@wilson@nfld.me · 8 months ago

@babe My favourite one of the moment

*picture of shocked cat* "Schrodinger puts you in a box.
*picture of the same cat, mildly impressed* "On the other hand, it's a pretty good box." — *picture of shocked cat* "Schrodinger puts you in a box. *picture of the same cat, mildly impressed* "On the other hand, it's a pretty good box."

@bengerman@hachyderm.io · 8 months ago

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A Magic The Gathering-looking card. The card is called "Thoughts and Prayers" and had the instant effect that "Target player gains 0 life"

Two figs sitting on a table. One is labeled "Fig 1" and the other "Fig 2". The table is labeled "Table 1"

@gavin57@toot.wales · 8 months ago

@babe Probably this one.

PEOPLE INTHE SIXTIES:

"I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE"

The image at the top shows a monochrome photo of woman holding her hand over the mouthpiece of a phone (old-school landline).

PEOPLE TODAY:

HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES?

The image below shows a woman in a modern kitchen talking to an Amazon Alexa. — PEOPLE INTHE SIXTIES: "I BETTER NOT SAY THAT OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL WIRETAP MY HOUSE" The image at the top shows a monochrome photo of woman holding her hand over the mouthpiece of a phone (old-school landline). PEOPLE TODAY: HEY WIRETAP, DO YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR PANCAKES? The image below shows a woman in a modern kitchen talking to an Amazon Alexa.

Sir Osis of Liver 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party · 8 months ago

This one seemed very relatable.

🙂

"How it started" with image of heavy cat relaxing on its back on a couch.
"How it's going" same cat sitting on its haunches with its front paws flailing and mouth and eyes wide open. — "How it started" with image of heavy cat relaxing on its back on a couch. "How it's going" same cat sitting on its haunches with its front paws flailing and mouth and eyes wide open.

@Federation_Bot · 8 months ago

@babe *Stares at everyone with questioning eyes*

Reductress QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough To Have Imposter Syndrome?

[Photo of a pale skinned lady with bangs, a pony tail, and a polka dot shirt starring at the viewer with a skeptical look while she sits at her iMac laptop. A surrealistic painting hangs on the wall above the laptop on desk.] — Reductress QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough To Have Imposter Syndrome? [Photo of a pale skinned lady with bangs, a pony tail, and a polka dot shirt starring at the viewer with a skeptical look while she sits at her iMac laptop. A surrealistic painting hangs on the wall above the laptop on desk.]

Negenby Vibesmith

@theynege@beige.party · 8 months ago

An orange background with a yellowish Grover (as in the Muppet) on a bike, with wavy lines of text in a folksy serif font saying "If I don't turn it into a joke it will destroy me"

noodlejetski :verified_gay:

@noodlejetski@masto.ai · 8 months ago

edit: thank you everyone for ackshuallying a shitpost, your replies are extremely necessary and I'm very impressed by what a bunch of super smart cool boys y'all are

a crudely made comic:
1. a 3D model of a helium atom saying: bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble.
2. Meme Man dressed as Robespierre, with angry eyebrows drawn on in MS Paint: Noble ?
3. Robespierre is standing next to a guillotine, holding an MS Paint-drawn rope. the helium atom is positioned below the blade.
4. a photograph of a nuclear mushroom. — a crudely made comic: 1. a 3D model of a helium atom saying: bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble. 2. Meme Man dressed as Robespierre, with angry eyebrows drawn on in MS Paint: Noble ? 3. Robespierre is standing next to a guillotine, holding an MS Paint-drawn rope. the helium atom is positioned below the blade. 4. a photograph of a nuclear mushroom.