There once was a guy named Sir Ye who liked dragons. His tools looked like dragons, his tableware looked like dragons, his house and hall were decked by, you guessed it, dragons. Everyone knew this guy was a little too into dragons.
Word got around to a dragon, who came down from heaven to poke their head in through the window, their tail wrapping around the manor. Sir Ye was so scared that he lost all color as his soul fled his body. It turns out he didn’t like dragons — he liked furry fanart of dragons.
(by Liu Xiang, a contemporary of Julius Caesar a little over 2000 years ago)
