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Tomáš
@prahou@merveilles.town  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

quake

#unix_surrealism #comic #mata #ai #quake #gaming

Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something.

Bot1: "Whatcha got there?"

Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..."

Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM.

Bot1: "Holy shit!"

Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!"

Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!"

From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them.

Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master."

Fish: "Not today you don't."

She does not take the shot.
Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something. Bot1: "Whatcha got there?" Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..." Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM. Bot1: "Holy shit!" Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!" Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!" From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them. Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master." Fish: "Not today you don't." She does not take the shot.
Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something. Bot1: "Whatcha got there?" Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..." Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM. Bot1: "Holy shit!" Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!" Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!" From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them. Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master." Fish: "Not today you don't." She does not take the shot.
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