Two MATA_BOTS are on a patrol in the desert. One seems to come across something.
Bot1: "Whatcha got there?"
Bot2: "You're not gonna believe this..."
Bot2 lifts up a QUAKE CD-ROM.
Bot1: "Holy shit!"
Bot2: "We should get the boys together and have a lan party!"
Bot1: "Like in the ancient times!"
From a distance, Girl and FISH are observing the two bots. Girl has a sniper rifle trained at them.
Girl: "Two Mark 4 Mata bots. I have a clear shot, master."
Fish: "Not today you don't."
She does not take the shot.