Parents the world around this year are going to have to come up with some sort of story to cover for when #SantaClaus is held up for hours by U.S.A. Customs and Border Patrol and then openly kidnapped by ICE for traffic violations and placed into a U.S.A. detention camp; meaning that the rest of the world does not get served.
Don't forget, also, that the Santa Trackers are run by U.S.A. companies/military and won't report this. (-: