"This book better not awaken anything in me..."

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I think this is the first Monsterdon where I want to say "I wonder what the monster is up to" when the monster is on screen.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Very bold of the writers to set a tepid vampire flick against a backdrop of global destruction via the moon impacting the earth.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe They keep the noise down by only having one table.

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@Taweret Hard to tell, the acting's so stiff

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"This book better not awaken anything in me..."

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I think this is the first Monsterdon where I want to say "I wonder what the monster is up to" when the monster is on screen.

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Discount Chris Sarandon isn't really carrying this film.

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The subtle background scream while they were talking was actually the camera crew realizing what movie they were working on.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Very bold of the writers to set a tepid vampire flick against a backdrop of global destruction via the moon impacting the earth.

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe They keep the noise down by only having one table.

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The free space on Monsterdon Bingo should be sexy corpses, I expect.

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Oh, "suckers" in the song is a reference to vampires as well as cruddy people! This is foreshadowing!

It would work better if they hadn't already said "vampires" though.

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They can't assign a death to vampires well before the first vampire appears! That's against vampire movie law!

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