Microsoft Cumsprite has a name now, apparently https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/microsoft-makes-copilot-human-centered-with-a-90s-style-animated-assistant/
mico
(mike-o)
EDIT: "meco" is Mexican slang for cum, so
@davidgerard Mico: Making Inaccurate Costly Output.
Your friendly faced, resource intensive, data spying, plagiarising, synthetic text generator.
Tells you how great all of your ideas are and also: 1 + 2 + 3 = 15.