Ye gods...

Stay winning, MS product developers.

@davidgerard

@davidgerard my-cum, the jizzblob that is stuck to everything i don't want it in

@davidgerard Mico - who I can only refer to in mixed company as "a spunky little fella."

@davidgerard

Prepare yourselves for the incoming flood of Rule 34.

@davidgerard the reason #microsoft keep trying is because they don’t know why these things are rejected.

Nobody is thinking “I’d love interruptions in my work as long as they are helpful and in natural English.”

People don’t want spontaneous interruptions while they are working. People do not like unpredictable computer experiences when they are trying to work.

@davidgerard "hey boss, remember how everyone loves WinXP and everything was 'My This', 'My That'?"

"Sure"

"Let's call it 'My Copilot'"

"I've just had a great idea, let's call it 'Mico'. I'm a genius!"

@davidgerard
Some sneak pics of the dedicated servers used to run this digital assistant.

@davidgerard Mico: Making Inaccurate Costly Output.

Your friendly faced, resource intensive, data spying, plagiarising, synthetic text generator.

Tells you how great all of your ideas are and also: 1 + 2 + 3 = 15.

#AI #microsoft #mico

@davidgerard Cumio 4ever

@davidgerard ‘How many fucking programmers at this company are working on chatbot assistants??’ – not quite Bill Gates

@davidgerard so named after a fungal infection, I presume?