In America we make it
EASY TO DO THE WRONG THING, HARD TO DO THE RIGHT THING
EASY TO ORDER ONLINE FROM AN OLIGARCH-OWNED, MONOPOLISTIC, UNION-BUSTING CORPORATION
CLICK! DING!
HARDER TO SHOP LOCALLY AND SUPPORT YOUR COMMUNITY
Ye Olde Independent Shoppe
EASY FOR COLLEGES TO CAVE TO DEMANDS OF DICTATORS
PLEASE TAKE OUR MONEY AND BASIC VALUES!
HARDER FOR SCHOOLS TO STAND UP FOR ACADEMIC FREEDOM
WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A UNIVERSITY IF WE AREN'T FREE TO FOLLOW KNOWLEDGE AND EVIDENCE WHERE THEY LEAD?
EASY FOR MEDIA OUTLETS TO PROFIT OFF CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND INFLAMMATORY FALSE NARRATIVES
UP NEXT: IS YOUR NEIGHBOR A DEMOCRAT TERRORIST TRYING TO KILL YOU?
HARDER TO SUSTAIN SERIOUS JOURNALISM THAT SHEDS LIGHT ON DIFFICULT TRUTHS
AND NOW A SPECIAL REPORT ON CORRUPTION.
SORRY, WE'RE REPLACING YOU WITH AI.
EASY TO STAY ON SOCIAL NETWORKS RUN ВY ANTIDEMOCRATIC ACTIVISTS
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE ON HERE, IT MUST BE OKAY!
HARDER TO SWITCH TO AN INDEPENDENT ALTERNATIVE*
HMM... A SMALLER AUDIENCE, BUT LESS DISINFO AND NOT AS HITLERY!
*BUT NOT ACTUALLY THAT HARD!