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Khurram Wadee ✅
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@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/11/09

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Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park.  He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..."  He calls out, "Hey, white people!  Stop!  Don't read that!  It could make you feel bad!"  Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper.  Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?"  Billy says, "Not so good.  She's still upset about her firing..."  A flashback to her firing.  A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'"  Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop!  Don't read that marker!"  The man asks, "Uh... why not?"  Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated.  Here's the revised patriotic version.  Enjoy!"  He boss calls her, "He, Nina!"  The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'"  Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?"  He says, "You've been fired.  For being too equal."
Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park. He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..." He calls out, "Hey, white people! Stop! Don't read that! It could make you feel bad!" Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper. Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?" Billy says, "Not so good. She's still upset about her firing..." A flashback to her firing. A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'" Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop! Don't read that marker!" The man asks, "Uh... why not?" Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated. Here's the revised patriotic version. Enjoy!" He boss calls her, "He, Nina!" The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'" Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?" He says, "You've been fired. For being too equal."
Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park. He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..." He calls out, "Hey, white people! Stop! Don't read that! It could make you feel bad!" Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper. Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?" Billy says, "Not so good. She's still upset about her firing..." A flashback to her firing. A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'" Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop! Don't read that marker!" The man asks, "Uh... why not?" Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated. Here's the revised patriotic version. Enjoy!" He boss calls her, "He, Nina!" The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'" Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?" He says, "You've been fired. For being too equal."
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Khurram Wadee ✅
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@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/11/09

#Humour #Cartoon

Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park.  He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..."  He calls out, "Hey, white people!  Stop!  Don't read that!  It could make you feel bad!"  Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper.  Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?"  Billy says, "Not so good.  She's still upset about her firing..."  A flashback to her firing.  A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'"  Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop!  Don't read that marker!"  The man asks, "Uh... why not?"  Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated.  Here's the revised patriotic version.  Enjoy!"  He boss calls her, "He, Nina!"  The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'"  Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?"  He says, "You've been fired.  For being too equal."
Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park. He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..." He calls out, "Hey, white people! Stop! Don't read that! It could make you feel bad!" Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper. Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?" Billy says, "Not so good. She's still upset about her firing..." A flashback to her firing. A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'" Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop! Don't read that marker!" The man asks, "Uh... why not?" Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated. Here's the revised patriotic version. Enjoy!" He boss calls her, "He, Nina!" The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'" Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?" He says, "You've been fired. For being too equal."
Billy's mother is in a ranger's uniform in a national park. He thinks, "Can't believe I'm unmaking history..." He calls out, "Hey, white people! Stop! Don't read that! It could make you feel bad!" Back home, he's ending marijuana plants with Zipper. Zipper asks him, "So how's your mum holding up, Billy?" Billy says, "Not so good. She's still upset about her firing..." A flashback to her firing. A white man and his son are reading a sign on a stone, "`By 1882, The Ute people had been forcibly removed from the area...'" Billy's mother shouts from out of frame, "Stop! Don't read that marker!" The man asks, "Uh... why not?" Billy's mother says, "The president thinks that American people are all snowflakes.... and can't handle the history of how native Americans have been treated. Here's the revised patriotic version. Enjoy!" He boss calls her, "He, Nina!" The man reads the new sign, "`By 1882, the area had been cleared of homeless tents...'" Talking to her manager, Billy's mother says, "What's up?" He says, "You've been fired. For being too equal."
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Khurram Wadee ✅
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@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/08/07

#Humour#Cartoon

Mike and Zonker are answering readers' questions.  Mike reads a letter, "`Dear Mike: Didn't Fox News steal the phrase <fair and balanced'> from Doonesbury?  Your pal, Ed, Newark, NJ.'  Right you are, Ed of Newark!  `Fair and balanced' has been this feature's slogan since 1970!"  "And yet Fox News lifted it word for word!" Zonker adds helpfully.  Mike continues, "They even say it the same way we do..."  "... with a straight face." Zonker chips in.  Mike concludes, "That's so ours!"
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@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk  ·  activity timestamp 6 months ago
#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/08/07

#Humour#Cartoon

Mike and Zonker are answering readers' questions.  Mike reads a letter, "`Dear Mike: Didn't Fox News steal the phrase <fair and balanced'> from Doonesbury?  Your pal, Ed, Newark, NJ.'  Right you are, Ed of Newark!  `Fair and balanced' has been this feature's slogan since 1970!"  "And yet Fox News lifted it word for word!" Zonker adds helpfully.  Mike continues, "They even say it the same way we do..."  "... with a straight face." Zonker chips in.  Mike concludes, "That's so ours!"
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