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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

#JackOLantern #Pumpkin #Halloween #ShitIFind

SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER.

[Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER. [Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER. [Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

#JackOLantern #Pumpkin #Halloween #ShitIFind

SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER.

[Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER. [Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
SCARIEST. PUMPKINS. EVER. [Four images of carved pumpkins for Halloween, but with a "check engine light" logo, a "1%" battery icon, the text "The WiFi is down", and drippy font "Student Loans"]
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

All about that viral video of that Boston cop FLYING down that stupid fast slide.

#FailedCapitalism #Boston #ShitIFind

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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

All about that viral video of that Boston cop FLYING down that stupid fast slide.

#FailedCapitalism #Boston #ShitIFind

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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

#books #bars #singles #shitIFind

You know how people buy drinks
for girls in bars? Why can’t people
do that in book stores? Like if I'm
looking at a novel in Barnes and
Noble and some person walks up
to me and strikes up a
conversation and offers to buy the
book for me there is a lot better
chance of that working out in their
favor

I’m going to reblog this until it's a
cultural norm.
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I’m going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I’m going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

#books #bars #singles #shitIFind

You know how people buy drinks
for girls in bars? Why can’t people
do that in book stores? Like if I'm
looking at a novel in Barnes and
Noble and some person walks up
to me and strikes up a
conversation and offers to buy the
book for me there is a lot better
chance of that working out in their
favor

I’m going to reblog this until it's a
cultural norm.
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I’m going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I’m going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#ChurchOfJeff#ShitIFind
Ember Molotov

We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
Ember Molotov We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
Ember Molotov We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#ChurchOfJeff#ShitIFind
Ember Molotov

We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
Ember Molotov We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
Ember Molotov We won't defeat evil if we mourn when evil is defeated
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Alex, the Hearth Fire and 2 others boosted
Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#SurvivorshipBias#ShitIFind#ReligionIsPoison
ingridverse
Feb 20

"God never gives you more than you can
handle" is survivorship bias. People who got
more than they could handle are dead

capricorn-Omnikorn
May 23

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#SurvivorshipBias#ShitIFind#ReligionIsPoison
ingridverse
Feb 20

"God never gives you more than you can
handle" is survivorship bias. People who got
more than they could handle are dead

capricorn-Omnikorn
May 23

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
ingridverse Feb 20 "God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead capricorn-Omnikorn May 23 Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#ShitIFind#ActuallyAutistic
jerrycobbs

In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today 
it has 95. 
Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't
have the technology to see the other 91.
This is a post about autism. 

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jerrycobbs In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today it has 95. Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't have the technology to see the other 91. This is a post about autism. 12.3K likes - 76 replies
jerrycobbs In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today it has 95. Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't have the technology to see the other 91. This is a post about autism. 12.3K likes - 76 replies
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#ShitIFind#ActuallyAutistic
jerrycobbs

In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today 
it has 95. 
Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't
have the technology to see the other 91.
This is a post about autism. 

12.3K likes - 76 replies
jerrycobbs In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today it has 95. Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't have the technology to see the other 91. This is a post about autism. 12.3K likes - 76 replies
jerrycobbs In Galileo's day, Jupiter had four moons. Today it has 95. Actually it has always had 95; we just didn't have the technology to see the other 91. This is a post about autism. 12.3K likes - 76 replies
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#Woke#ShitIFind #MAGA#ItsFunnyBecauseItsTrue
Cartoon of a pair of ape-like cavemen witnessing a human-like bipedal upright walking.

"Look! Gronk start to walk upright! What next? Invent fire?"
"Gronk WOKE!"
Cartoon of a pair of ape-like cavemen witnessing a human-like bipedal upright walking. "Look! Gronk start to walk upright! What next? Invent fire?" "Gronk WOKE!"
Cartoon of a pair of ape-like cavemen witnessing a human-like bipedal upright walking. "Look! Gronk start to walk upright! What next? Invent fire?" "Gronk WOKE!"
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago
#DueProcess#5A#ShitIFind #MAGA#Project2025#Immigration#Deportation
The 5th Amendment says, “No person
shall be deprived of life, liberty, or
property without due process.”

It doesn’t say “citizen” - it says person.

It was written this way because even
in 1791, the Founders knew: once you
deny basic rights to some, no one’s
rights are safe.
The 5th Amendment says, “No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process.” It doesn’t say “citizen” - it says person. It was written this way because even in 1791, the Founders knew: once you deny basic rights to some, no one’s rights are safe.
The 5th Amendment says, “No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process.” It doesn’t say “citizen” - it says person. It was written this way because even in 1791, the Founders knew: once you deny basic rights to some, no one’s rights are safe.
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
#Resist#ShitIFind
StanceGrounded 
@_SJPeace_

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was
legal. Segregation was legal.

People who hid Jews in their homes
were criminalized. People who freed
slaves were criminalized. People who
stood up for equality and justice were
criminalized.

Legality is not a guide for morality!

8/22/18, 4:32 PM
StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. People who hid Jews in their homes were criminalized. People who freed slaves were criminalized. People who stood up for equality and justice were criminalized. Legality is not a guide for morality! 8/22/18, 4:32 PM
StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. People who hid Jews in their homes were criminalized. People who freed slaves were criminalized. People who stood up for equality and justice were criminalized. Legality is not a guide for morality! 8/22/18, 4:32 PM
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Church of Jeff
@jeffowski@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago
#Resist#ShitIFind
StanceGrounded 
@_SJPeace_

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was
legal. Segregation was legal.

People who hid Jews in their homes
were criminalized. People who freed
slaves were criminalized. People who
stood up for equality and justice were
criminalized.

Legality is not a guide for morality!

8/22/18, 4:32 PM
StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. People who hid Jews in their homes were criminalized. People who freed slaves were criminalized. People who stood up for equality and justice were criminalized. Legality is not a guide for morality! 8/22/18, 4:32 PM
StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. People who hid Jews in their homes were criminalized. People who freed slaves were criminalized. People who stood up for equality and justice were criminalized. Legality is not a guide for morality! 8/22/18, 4:32 PM
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