CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
@lowqualityfacts Also works in politics. Less social security for the poor instead of taxing the rich.
@lowqualityfacts
That's not a Low Quality Fact, just a Fact about Low Quality Management.
@lowqualityfacts Sounds like corporations as usual
@lowqualityfacts #meme #argh #planet #ceo #shareholder my f***ing ass value #finance #bank #banks #deatheconomy could we not for a change print money and give it to all people that do something GOOD?
Sounds about fucking right.
Ouch … ain’t that the truth
@lowqualityfacts
- why are we stuck in the elevator?
- let me call Greg...oh!
@lowqualityfacts I thought you were doing funny fake facts and not like Modern Business 101
@lowqualityfacts too fucking real.
@lowqualityfacts
Alas this is a high quality fact.
