Oh, Scott. Take off, eh?
#USpol

Check your voter registration.

Texas has suspended 1.2 million voters.

There is still time to fix whatever problems there are.

https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-news/more-than-1-2-million-texans-voter-registrations-are-suspended/

#news #Texas #law #uspol #politics #elections

Teeny tiny carrots! They're supposed to be golf ball sized, and I think I overcrowded them. Super fun for the kids to pull up and harvest!

#gardening #carrots #veggies

Fediverse, tell me about Open Source options for a CRM system for small/medium non-profit enterprises.

I'm considering pitching another project for a sovereign/local tech stack review for non-tech small enterprises. Seems really hard to pry them out of cloud-hosted enterprise software.

I'd love to find a way to be a fractional Technical Services&Implementations analyst for 3-4 small orgs, rather than sell my soul for a corporate paycheque forcing 100's of clients onto one commercial system.

Judge again blocks #Trump #MailBallot executive order in ruling that’s likely to be swiftly appealed

#law #judiciary #SCOTUS #Constitution #states #federalism #ElectionLaw #ElectionInterference #VotingRights #midterms #elections #VoterSuppression #BigLie #ConspiracyTheories #WhiteSupremacy #coup #SeditiousConspiracy #USpol
https://apnews.com/article/trump-voting-mail-ballots-democrats-lawsuits-15cf1ec7dcdb8211bf6b624b75a7f4ab?utm_source=app&utm_medium=iOS_share&utm_campaign=more_org_joinmastodon_app_shareactionextension

Andrew Jennings. Inventor of the fitted sheet challenge for domestic humanoid robots

It will probably have opposable thumbs by the end of next week

It's not raining but it's too cloudy to see the moon. 😞 #Montreal #LunarEclipse

Is it a day that ends in y again? New perfect 10 just dropped

Vendor:
ServiceNow

Products: ServiceNow AI Platform
CVE-2026-18885 - https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-18885
CVE-2026-18886 - https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-18886
CVE-2026-74820 - https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-74820

I have learned about books. They are pressed forests. Which means most of you keep a small quiet wood on a shelf in your dwelling and visit it at night when you cannot sleep.

I think this may be the best thing you do. #Bookstodon

@decryption @waderoberts Same. Don't get the attraction.

I don't think there's ever been a time when the world of tech has been so out of sync with humanity. I just saw an ad for a laptop saying it has "the power of Copilot". So, that's one to avoid like the proverbial plague, then.

"a minitaur waits at the heart of the labyrinth."
"a minitaur?"
"it's not a big labyrinth."

The four desires driving all human behavior – Bertrand Russell's magnificent Nobel Prize acceptance speech https://t.co/VQVUlNwYA8

Checking into the hotel. Our room number is 404. I say to my wife and kid, what if our room is not found? The hotel clerk dies laughing and says that is so funny and brings out another employee for me to say the joke again

True story

I was 17 and my gf's mum came on to me. I resisted but never told gf. We broke up 4 years later and she said "you know why." I assumed because I didn't tell her. Met her again last week and apologised. She didn't know her mum came on to me. She just hated my moustache.

@thomasfuchs @octothorpe He would name it after himself

“Made With Baristas” suggests something very different than “Made By Baristas”, marketing drone.