A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting:

STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS
- DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21
- The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT
- The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it
- Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training
- Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1'

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"Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!"

They have played us for absolute fools
A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting: STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS - DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21 - The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT - The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it - Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training - Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1' <weird diagram> ???? "Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!" They have played us for absolute fools
Final part of the hangover cures infographic on black background. Italian: a cup of coffee. French: a cup of strong coffee with added salt. British: a bowl containing layers of baked beans, egg, bacon, and sausage. Medical: a glass of water with diarrhea rehydration sachet. Latest Science: a glass of water with ibuprofen/advil before sleep. Created by David McCandless for Information is Beautiful. Page 3 of 3.
Final part of the hangover cures infographic on black background. Italian: a cup of coffee. French: a cup of strong coffee with added salt. British: a bowl containing layers of baked beans, egg, bacon, and sausage. Medical: a glass of water with diarrhea rehydration sachet. Latest Science: a glass of water with ibuprofen/advil before sleep. Created by David McCandless for Information is Beautiful. Page 3 of 3.
Continuing the hangover cures infographic on black background. Romanian: a bowl containing cow's stomach, root vegetable soup, cream, and vinegar. Chinese: a simple cup of strong green tea. Polish: a glass of bright green sour pickle juice with a red garnish. Hedonistic: a tall glass mixing gin, brandy, lime juice, and ginger ale. Icelandic: a glass containing water, honey, and cider vinegar. Created by Information is Beautiful. Page 2 of 3.
Continuing the hangover cures infographic on black background. Romanian: a bowl containing cow's stomach, root vegetable soup, cream, and vinegar. Chinese: a simple cup of strong green tea. Polish: a glass of bright green sour pickle juice with a red garnish. Hedonistic: a tall glass mixing gin, brandy, lime juice, and ginger ale. Icelandic: a glass containing water, honey, and cider vinegar. Created by Information is Beautiful. Page 2 of 3.
A black background infographic showing five different hangover cures. Traditional: a glass with egg yolk, lemon juice, and Worcester sauce, topped with pepper. American: similar but without lemon juice. Dutch: a glass of beer. Germanic: a wide bowl containing pickled herring with red mustard berries and purple juniper berries. Isotonic: a glass with water, salt, and sugar. Created by Information is Beautiful. Page 1 of 3.
A black background infographic showing five different hangover cures. Traditional: a glass with egg yolk, lemon juice, and Worcester sauce, topped with pepper. American: similar but without lemon juice. Dutch: a glass of beer. Germanic: a wide bowl containing pickled herring with red mustard berries and purple juniper berries. Isotonic: a glass with water, salt, and sugar. Created by Information is Beautiful. Page 1 of 3.