Charlie Stross and 1 other boosted
A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting:

STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS
- DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21
- The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT
- The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it
- Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training
- Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1'

<weird diagram> ????

"Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!"

They have played us for absolute fools
A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting: STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS - DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21 - The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT - The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it - Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training - Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1' <weird diagram> ???? "Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!" They have played us for absolute fools
A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting:

STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS
- DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21
- The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT
- The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it
- Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training
- Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1'

<weird diagram> ????

"Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!"

They have played us for absolute fools
A hand holding a palm-sized pamphlet under pink-ish lighting: STOP DOING QUANTUM CRYPTOANALYSIS - DECADES of research and billions in funding, yet the largest number a ~~quantum computer~~ quantum physics experiment has ever factorized remains a terrifying 21 - The keep calling it a 'processor,' but it's actually a refrigerated probability sculpture they beg to act like it is a NAND gate for just half a microsecond -- fever dreams of the QUANTUM CULT - The only countdown ticking towards Y2Q is researches counting the years of funding they can squeeze out of it - Harvest now, decrypt later: because someday quantum computers will unlock the secret... that all the encrypted traffic was just web scrapers feeding AI model training - Want to hack a database? No need to way for some Quantum Crypocalypse, just ask it politely with 'OR 1 = 1' <weird diagram> ???? "Hello, I would like <weird formulas> to distil <weird formulas> please!" They have played us for absolute fools
Dan Goodin boosted
OpenSSL Conference 2025 - Clemens Lang - Red Hat's Path to Post-Quantum Cryptography with OpenSSL
Excerpts from a conference talk recording, multiple short segments cut after each other. On one of the slides, a quantum computer is visible — a copper colored monstrosity that seems to hang from a ceiling with hundreds of small copper tubes that are neatly wired. It's wide at the top and gets smaller towards the bottom. In one section of the video, the speaker is identified as Product Owner RHEL Crypto Team, Red Hat.