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If you could... Would you like an about three metres long snake shaped magical companion to either hang out at home or follow you everywhere you go? Free of the usual snake constraints of having to eat small rodents, shedding, being warm, hibernating when cold, being very venomous, being invasive if released etc... The only downside would be the rather a lot of snake, possibly terrifying some people. It would mostly be content to think its opaque reptile thoughts and constantly wrap itself around you and possibly anything else nice and warm it can find.

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Huge danger noodle friend! Heck yes!

Huge danger noodle friend! Heck yes!

(9) 43%

My family, partner, pet and/or roommate would object!

My family, partner, pet and/or roommate would object!

(3) 14%

I'd love to but it would be too impractical?

I'd love to but it would be too impractical?

(0) 0%

Not at this time, thank you.

Not at this time, thank you.

(2) 10%

I'm terrified of snakes, fuck no!

I'm terrified of snakes, fuck no!

(0) 0%
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🐍!

If you could... Would you like an about three metres long snake shaped magical companion to either hang out at home or follow you everywhere you go? Free of the usual snake constraints of having to eat small rodents, shedding, being warm, hibernating when cold, being very venomous, being invasive if released etc... The only downside would be the rather a lot of snake, possibly terrifying some people. It would mostly be content to think its opaque reptile thoughts and constantly wrap itself around you and possibly anything else nice and warm it can find.

Poll Open
23 hours left 21 votes Federated

Huge danger noodle friend! Heck yes!

Huge danger noodle friend! Heck yes!

(9) 43%

My family, partner, pet and/or roommate would object!

My family, partner, pet and/or roommate would object!

(3) 14%

I'd love to but it would be too impractical?

I'd love to but it would be too impractical?

(0) 0%

Not at this time, thank you.

Not at this time, thank you.

(2) 10%

I'm terrified of snakes, fuck no!

I'm terrified of snakes, fuck no!

(0) 0%
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