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Laura :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social 3 days ago

Meme showing a police officer standing next to a patrol car with an outstretched palm in a "stop" motion, under the text "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest meme you saved on your phone."

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@django@social.coop 10 hr. ago

Two characters chained to a wall, one has regular chains, the other has gold chains.

“Bro, if you just hustle more, you can be bound by these gold chains instead.” — Two characters chained to a wall, one has regular chains, the other has gold chains. “Bro, if you just hustle more, you can be bound by these gold chains instead.”

Your weary 'net denizen

@cstanhope@social.coop 11 hr. ago

The sudden realization meme showing a wide angle view of a party scene where a man stares wide eyed off towards our right with an expression of shocked discovery. The meme has text as follows.

Top: "THE EARTH..."

Bottom: "... IS THE ULTIMATE NAZI BAR PROBLEM" — The sudden realization meme showing a wide angle view of a party scene where a man stares wide eyed off towards our right with an expression of shocked discovery. The meme has text as follows. Top: "THE EARTH..." Bottom: "... IS THE ULTIMATE NAZI BAR PROBLEM"

@MichaelTBacon@social.coop 19 hr. ago

Mastodon Migration

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online 19 hr. ago

T-shirt with text: Malware is not a rogue agent

The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party 22 hr. ago

Picture of a stick man in a wooly hat.
Text reads

This is Ralph

Ralph iS a concept,
created by you while
reading this

When you stop, Ralph
ceases to exist

Your attention is the
thin barrier between
Ralph and the void

"I'm scared," says Ralph — Picture of a stick man in a wooly hat. Text reads This is Ralph Ralph iS a concept, created by you while reading this When you stop, Ralph ceases to exist Your attention is the thin barrier between Ralph and the void "I'm scared," says Ralph

Léo Henry écrit

@Leo_Henry@mastodon.gougere.fr 23 hr. ago

oldschool illustration of a bunch of nice blond kids dancing to their teacher's / pianist's song
teacher : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 1 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 2 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 3 : "motherfucker" — oldschool illustration of a bunch of nice blond kids dancing to their teacher's / pianist's song teacher : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 1 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 2 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 3 : "motherfucker"

@SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe 23 hr. ago

A cartoonish but beautiful drawing of a river flowing down from the mountains and through a green forest.

"WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTERS.

WE NEED CLEAN DRINKING WATER." — A cartoonish but beautiful drawing of a river flowing down from the mountains and through a green forest. "WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTERS. WE NEED CLEAN DRINKING WATER."

@swope@mstdn.plus 3 days ago

a poster with a drawing of an extinct crocodile saying: "coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid #2"

at the bottom of the poster is a photo of a coprolite fossil. — a poster with a drawing of an extinct crocodile saying: "coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid #2" at the bottom of the poster is a photo of a coprolite fossil.

@MichaelTBacon@social.coop 19 hr. ago

@swope @cmconseils

Thank you, I have just spent the last 10 minutes laughing at this. Every time I'm about done I glance at it again and start laughing all over again.

I am 12 apparently.

sortius :bisexual:

@sortius@beige.party 4 hr. ago

@MichaelTBacon @swope @cmconseils at some point we all are... which is just grand

@czarbucks@m.ai6yr.org 3 days ago

Perhaps it's been a while.

An extremely pissed-off penguin, apparently made from clay, sits on a brown chair, with their flippers crossed and an unhappy look on their face.

The text says:
"Why everyone forces introverts to be talkative and get out of their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up just for a minute so the zone becomes comfortable" — An extremely pissed-off penguin, apparently made from clay, sits on a brown chair, with their flippers crossed and an unhappy look on their face. The text says: "Why everyone forces introverts to be talkative and get out of their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up just for a minute so the zone becomes comfortable"

Chris “No Nickname” Vreeland

@Devils_Rancher@beige.party 3 days ago

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@adangerbartels@hachyderm.io 3 days ago

Meme about how current problems are not modern ones

Andrew (making toys)

@ajroach42@retro.social 19 hr. ago

@adangerbartels @cmconseils Slowly a finger curls on the monkey's paw.

kookie 🇵🇸

@kookie@chaosfem.tw 3 days ago

what is phase cancellation with woozy cat emoji where two woozies make a flat mouthed cat

@buffet@chaos.social 12 hr. ago

@kookie @cmconseils the eyebrows should amplify though

@martouf@piaille.fr 3 days ago

A sign which said
"Toilets for competitions only" — A sign which said "Toilets for competitions only"

@TheMightyGit@mstdn.social 3 days ago

Doctor: "Does it hurt?"
Patient, holding head: "Yes..."
Doctor: "Go vaccinate your kid or I'll punch you again." — Doctor: "Does it hurt?" Patient, holding head: "Yes..." Doctor: "Go vaccinate your kid or I'll punch you again."

@MBEverding@mastodon.social 3 days ago

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