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Laura :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social 2 days ago

Meme showing a police officer standing next to a patrol car with an outstretched palm in a "stop" motion, under the text "This is a Meme checkpoint. Show me the latest meme you saved on your phone."

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Your weary 'net denizen

@cstanhope@social.coop 36 min. ago

The sudden realization meme showing a wide angle view of a party scene where a man stares wide eyed off towards our right with an expression of shocked discovery. The meme has text as follows.

Top: "THE EARTH..."

Bottom: "... IS THE ULTIMATE NAZI BAR PROBLEM" — The sudden realization meme showing a wide angle view of a party scene where a man stares wide eyed off towards our right with an expression of shocked discovery. The meme has text as follows. Top: "THE EARTH..." Bottom: "... IS THE ULTIMATE NAZI BAR PROBLEM"

@MichaelTBacon@social.coop 8 hr. ago

Mastodon Migration

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online 8 hr. ago

T-shirt with text: Malware is not a rogue agent

Léo Henry écrit

@Leo_Henry@mastodon.gougere.fr 12 hr. ago

oldschool illustration of a bunch of nice blond kids dancing to their teacher's / pianist's song
teacher : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 1 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 2 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me"
kid 3 : "motherfucker" — oldschool illustration of a bunch of nice blond kids dancing to their teacher's / pianist's song teacher : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 1 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 2 : "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" kid 3 : "motherfucker"

@SallyStrange@eldritch.cafe 13 hr. ago

A cartoonish but beautiful drawing of a river flowing down from the mountains and through a green forest.

"WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTERS.

WE NEED CLEAN DRINKING WATER." — A cartoonish but beautiful drawing of a river flowing down from the mountains and through a green forest. "WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTERS. WE NEED CLEAN DRINKING WATER."

@swope@mstdn.plus 2 days ago

a poster with a drawing of an extinct crocodile saying: "coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid #2"

at the bottom of the poster is a photo of a coprolite fossil. — a poster with a drawing of an extinct crocodile saying: "coprolites aren't my favorite fossil, but they're a solid #2" at the bottom of the poster is a photo of a coprolite fossil.

@czarbucks@m.ai6yr.org 2 days ago

Perhaps it's been a while.

An extremely pissed-off penguin, apparently made from clay, sits on a brown chair, with their flippers crossed and an unhappy look on their face.

The text says:
"Why everyone forces introverts to be talkative and get out of their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up just for a minute so the zone becomes comfortable" — An extremely pissed-off penguin, apparently made from clay, sits on a brown chair, with their flippers crossed and an unhappy look on their face. The text says: "Why everyone forces introverts to be talkative and get out of their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up just for a minute so the zone becomes comfortable"

Chris “No Nickname” Vreeland

@Devils_Rancher@beige.party 2 days ago

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@adangerbartels@hachyderm.io 2 days ago

Meme about how current problems are not modern ones

Andrew (making toys)

@ajroach42@retro.social 8 hr. ago

@adangerbartels @cmconseils Slowly a finger curls on the monkey's paw.

kookie 🇵🇸

@kookie@chaosfem.tw 2 days ago

what is phase cancellation with woozy cat emoji where two woozies make a flat mouthed cat

@buffet@chaos.social 60 min. ago

@kookie @cmconseils the eyebrows should amplify though

@martouf@piaille.fr 2 days ago

A sign which said
"Toilets for competitions only" — A sign which said "Toilets for competitions only"

@TheMightyGit@mstdn.social 2 days ago

Doctor: "Does it hurt?"
Patient, holding head: "Yes..."
Doctor: "Go vaccinate your kid or I'll punch you again." — Doctor: "Does it hurt?" Patient, holding head: "Yes..." Doctor: "Go vaccinate your kid or I'll punch you again."

@MBEverding@mastodon.social 2 days ago

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@Turr1caN@nerdculture.de 2 days ago

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@7@mastodon.art 2 days ago

Captain Haddock saying "What a week, huh?" with Karl Marx replying "Comrade, it's capitalism".