@randahl I think there's a key typo... they surely meant to write 'Americaland' instead of the "outdated" name more people are familiar with, on this "In other news, we should try to distract the populace from all the insanity with a brief interlude of... insanity..." announcement...
#Interrupt
#Confuse
#Escalate
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@randahl What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The "f".

@randahl i guess it's like macron in france that accepted to increase "drug" price over phone at the gallery of glass (when macron don't word here, it's a tourist spot, and was actually outside of France and said he did not talk to trump that week ... and that he don't have the constitutional or legal power to change drugs price)

Since trump showed he can "invent" discussion once i guess it the same here.

@randahl

He's a lying sack of shit. He and the lying liars who enable him are never not lying.

@randahl

Something seems to be afoot. From the Danish Statsministeriet, in Danish and English:

https://x.com/Statsmin/status/2101063203862057308?s=20

Not too informative, however.

@randahl

Something seems to be afoot, anyway. From the Danish Statsministeriet:
https://x.com/Statsmin/status/2101063203862057308?s=20

Not too informative, however.

@randahl

Trump is using standard "smoke & mirrors" advertising tactics to persuade his billionaires, foreign & domestic, to open their wallets again.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-pal-ronald-lauder-is-cutting-off-the-gop.html

He's target marketing to Ron Lauder especially.

Lauder cut off the GOP because Putin's war on Ukraine is thwarting his lithium grift.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/01/why-buy-greenland-trump-annex-ronald-lauder-manifest-destiny/

There will be lots more announcements like these as Trump trades foreign policy & trade wars to his billionaires, foreign & domestic.

@randahl The BBC and CBC have reported on it already.

Something is rotten in Denmark.

@randahl I think they just have the rights they already have and that no opponent may do the same, it's very likely the text is not that dramatic but we will see

@randahl does anyone believe a word that comes out of his mouth at this point??

@randahl
It's on TV2 nyhederne now, apparently the agreement has been written, and now the Danish politicians need to read it before signing, but the date they will sign it has already been set.

Ok, TV2 may have been slightly more diplomatic, but that's what I got out of it.

@randahl

I see this on the German news as well, and if it's true I'm wondering if the Danish government is out of their minds now...

@randahl well as a Canadian, i sure hope so. He's calling Canada's efforts to make alliances with the EU an "act of war" while simultaneously making arrangements to build up US military to the exclusion of others... in a strategic place to invade his friendliest neighbour... While also putting Canada's potential ally (the EU) in a very complicated place. All this while his and Project 2025's goal is for the entire North America to become USA.

@randahl "and all other needs" "we will help Greenland in its development and construction", the claim is much better than just security, he's talking about full control, a takeover in all but name.

I highly doubt he got any agreement of the sort.

But i mean, trump lying? what are the odds of THAT?