A good man should look like a horse
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“You look like a horse in a man costume.”
@TheBreadmonkey and a bad man always looks like an ass.
@TheBreadmonkey why? The long face?
@TheBreadmonkey Some say horses are God's apology to women for men.
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Ben is secretly a Centaur.
@TheBreadmonkey gets me thinking of the reverse centaur images from @pluralistic 🙀😹
Well, I'm gonna have to take issue with this right out of the gate.
@TheBreadmonkey The opposite should not be true.
@TheBreadmonkey not sure if it would be more joyful to know that there was hours of complex context that led up to this thought, or if it just popped up randomly and fully formed
Was walking behind a chap who was objectively a right old sort (as we say down in south London town). A very handsome chap indeed. Medium long black hair and a thick luscious beard. Sort of business wear but like cool. With jetblack moleskin skinny jeans that led straight into smart black bootshoes. He had a very muscular rear and legs and so the whole ensemble really reminded me of a horse. He was a handsome centaur. Oh no do I fancy horses?
@TheBreadmonkey Didn’t peg you for a horse girl
@farah @TheBreadmonkey Who did you peg him for than?
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I don't know, but . . . a fancy horse . . .
@TheBreadmonkey and not be an ass.
@Mrfunkedude @wendinoakland @TheBreadmonkey does it launch with #tittydon?
Dj Assault and stuff
@Kierkegaanks @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey it’s definitively about DONKEYS, you perv.
@TheBreadmonkey Hate to be a neigh-sayer, but...
