Made a new thing!
We sit on a lot of #DDoS telemetry, so we built a way to give a bit of it back. Load the page and it answers two questions about the address you are connecting from:
1. Has it been observed taking part in DDoS attacks recently? (In other words, is there a bot in your house?)
2. Has it been on the receiving end of a botnet attack command recently?
It checks and reports both your v4 and your v6 addresses, though the IPv6 half is still mostly a courtesy, since most DDoS botnets have not discovered it.
The hard part was not the data; it was writing all of this so it makes sense to people who did not choose this life.
It can certainly be better, so feedback is welcome! (Jargon complaints especially.)