@TheBreadmonkey Today I learned what a drinks globe is and I don't see how you can pass this up. Nobody is making those anymore.

@TheBreadmonkey Boooo. Arguably the coolest piece of furniture you could own, how can you pass it up??? You don't even have to keep booze in it, could be anything, just the fact that it is a globe AND has a "secret" compartment makes it a must have.

@TheBreadmonkey Oooooh, and then you can do Inspector Clouseau's spinning globes!

https://youtu.be/CqecdQyTFvM?si=1lDrfVnur7gtULIm

@TheBreadmonkey I’ve always wanted one too!

@TheBreadmonkey Mine would be empty in less than a week.

@TheBreadmonkey That doesn't rule out crowdfunding or a Suspiciously Generous Mysterious Benefactor buying it for you, so there's still hope!

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And that is why you will buy it.

@TheBreadmonkey have you considered buying a hobnobs globe?

@TheBreadmonkey Says who? 🤨

@TheBreadmonkey Justice for the Tooting* One!

*I don't actually know which part of London you live in

@TheBreadmonkey Tell me more about that fairy porn in the lower right of the picture

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Surely you'd be safe with this one as it appears to have already fallen sideways after absorbing all the drink within?

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That Alt Text is fantastic.

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Night-time burglary it is, then.