I am apparently NOT allowed under ANY circumstances to buy a drinks globe despite always wanting one.
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@TheBreadmonkey Boooo. Arguably the coolest piece of furniture you could own, how can you pass it up??? You don't even have to keep booze in it, could be anything, just the fact that it is a globe AND has a "secret" compartment makes it a must have.
@TheBreadmonkey Oooooh, and then you can do Inspector Clouseau's spinning globes!
@TheBreadmonkey I’ve always wanted one too!
@TheBreadmonkey Mine would be empty in less than a week.
@TheBreadmonkey That doesn't rule out crowdfunding or a Suspiciously Generous Mysterious Benefactor buying it for you, so there's still hope!
And that is why you will buy it.
@TheBreadmonkey have you considered buying a hobnobs globe?
@TheBreadmonkey Justice for the Tooting* One!
*I don't actually know which part of London you live in
@TheBreadmonkey Tell me more about that fairy porn in the lower right of the picture
@TheBreadmonkey
Surely you'd be safe with this one as it appears to have already fallen sideways after absorbing all the drink within?
Night-time burglary it is, then.
@TheBreadmonkey I own three globes 
I have no space yet can't seem to be without any 😆 one of many continuing own goals
@TheBreadmonkey get a white cat and a long cigarette holder for the full set.
@TheBreadmonkey Hopefully that is because she wants to buy it for you as a present.
