@TheBreadmonkey That doesn't rule out crowdfunding or a Suspiciously Generous Mysterious Benefactor buying it for you, so there's still hope!

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And that is why you will buy it.

@TheBreadmonkey have you considered buying a hobnobs globe?

@TheBreadmonkey Says who? 🤨

@TheBreadmonkey Justice for the Tooting* One!

*I don't actually know which part of London you live in

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Surely you'd be safe with this one as it appears to have already fallen sideways after absorbing all the drink within?

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Night-time burglary it is, then.

@TheBreadmonkey I own three globes I have no space yet can't seem to be without any 😆 one of many continuing own goals

@TheBreadmonkey get a white cat and a long cigarette holder for the full set.

@TheBreadmonkey Hopefully that is because she wants to buy it for you as a present.

@TheBreadmonkey how are you supposed to have a proper study without a drinks globe?

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Must be nice to have someone love you that much to save you from yourself.

@TheBreadmonkey Why is the globe sideways? What's IN those drinks?

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson will turn up and tell you that it's not tilted at precisely 23º and spoil the fun