I'm starting a new (old) religious order: The Way of the Kitty
We worship cats, and do what we want. (Oh, and no AI use in case you need it for religious exemption)
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@catsalad I might be tempted to reference Bastet directly but I like your thinking.
@catsalad We can make offerings by knocking things off of horizontal surfaces.
@catsalad slight contradiction here: if you do what you want, what if you want to not worship cats?
i mean, hypothetically. why would anyone not want to worship cats?
@catsalad I asked my cat what she thought of this and she said "mya".
My cat-ese is a little rough, but I think it either means "yes" or "feed me".
@catsalad yes 
worship me, its about time we made some more pyramids
@catsalad I'm willing to put my bleak life aside for becoming a devoted kitty worshipper!
@catsalad may the kitty purr on you
@catsalad yeah I'm not religious but... guess I am now.
@catsalad
I'm in (sold on exemptions)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
> I asked AI
Ok, well I asked a cat, and they tilted their head to the side
@PurpleStephyr @catsalad I askedTezcatlipoca, the jaguar god, for jaguars are a type of cat. He told me to rip out the hearts of my enemies to demonstrate our devotion and prove we have not forgotten him. He also speciifed that there is no need for the sacrifice to be a virgin, and he doesn't really know where that meme came from.
Do you think he'd accept Sam Altman's heart? Should I also throw in a few others?
@Infrapink @PurpleStephyr Extra Tezcatlipoca brownie points for billionaires!
