You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on.
Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
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@NanoRaptor it's my own voice
my brain does this already
and it's gonna bother me enough that I actually start voice training
@NanoRaptor the voice from The Stanley Parable. With the same dynamic between us.
@NanoRaptor Andy Samberg. I think that guarantees a narrative where things end well for me.
@NanoRaptor maybe Rex Hunt lol, yibbita yibbita folks
@NanoRaptor lets keep this train rolling - Aggro
@arichtman @NanoRaptor The Leyland Brothers
@NanoRaptor Randy Feltface/Heath McIvor https://m.youtube.com/@randyfeltface
@arichtman @NanoRaptor Mr Scribble’s Blackboard
@NanoRaptor Philomena Cunk
@h5e @NanoRaptor *Damn*. Nailed it.
@NanoRaptor I do not know, but I will use it to perform the greatest heist in all history
@NanoRaptor this is my actual life. Don't you have a constant internal monologue?
@Haikyoneko I have an external one too. I’m a habitual self-narrator - though it’s usually boring as I ignore myself and also know I’m not listening.
@NanoRaptor Cecil Baldwin
@NanoRaptor Gilbert Gottfried
Malcolm Tucker
@NanoRaptor it’s got to be Sir David Attenborough
@NanoRaptor Having my life narrated by Morgan Freeman would restore a certain amount of gravitas to moments otherwise lacking, such as when I fall down the stairs or completely fail to recognize a person I've known for years.
@NanoRaptor MacinTalk 3 "Fred"
