You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on.
Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
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@NanoRaptor the voice from The Stanley Parable. With the same dynamic between us.
@NanoRaptor Andy Samberg. I think that guarantees a narrative where things end well for me.
@NanoRaptor maybe Rex Hunt lol, yibbita yibbita folks
@NanoRaptor lets keep this train rolling - Aggro
@arichtman @NanoRaptor The Leyland Brothers
@NanoRaptor Randy Feltface/Heath McIvor https://m.youtube.com/@randyfeltface
@arichtman @NanoRaptor Mr Scribble’s Blackboard
@NanoRaptor Philomena Cunk
@h5e @NanoRaptor *Damn*. Nailed it.
@NanoRaptor I do not know, but I will use it to perform the greatest heist in all history
@NanoRaptor this is my actual life. Don't you have a constant internal monologue?
@Haikyoneko I have an external one too. I’m a habitual self-narrator - though it’s usually boring as I ignore myself and also know I’m not listening.
@NanoRaptor Cecil Baldwin
@NanoRaptor Gilbert Gottfried
Malcolm Tucker
@NanoRaptor it’s got to be Sir David Attenborough
@NanoRaptor Having my life narrated by Morgan Freeman would restore a certain amount of gravitas to moments otherwise lacking, such as when I fall down the stairs or completely fail to recognize a person I've known for years.
@NanoRaptor MacinTalk 3 "Fred"
@NanoRaptor All I'm going to say is... "Hey, listen"
@NanoRaptor This is not a hypothetical - I get this in my head all the time. less narrator though, more like a pair of sports commentators like whatever I was doing was in the olympics or something .... and usually for the most mundane things. "The supermarket entry was well planned but he's ended up with a shopping trolly with a wonky wheel. This won't affect his aisle strategy but could result in a penalty if he hits a shelf or another shopper as a result. Over to you Jim?"
@bartreardon same same but out loud as a self narrator. If I have people around me I trust I don’t do it. But alone I do, and have the urge to when people I don’t trust are around me. Not sure where that comes from.
@NanoRaptor Wallace Shawn. You either find his voice annoying, but love him anyway, or you're wrong.
@NanoRaptor Samuel L Jackson
