I don't mean to seem horribly repressed, but people that walk about pushing babies in buggies - don't they know we're all thinking the same thing - we all know that they've *whisper* had s e x
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@TheBreadmonkey This includes Goofy
@TheBreadmonkey But what about the storks? How will they find work now?
This is extremely funny to me
@TheBreadmonkey even here? This is much too much America.
@TheBreadmonkey I haven't golfed in a long time, but clearly I was doing it wrong because I was always left handling my own gear
You should just get a baby to do it
They're not busy
This shouts "I may have weekend custody, but I can't give up the golf"
*whisper shout* fooooore
@TheBreadmonkey it’s all fun and games until you have to change a poosplosion nappy in a bunker.
Just bury it like a cat in a sandpit
IT'S WEEKEND BEN, BITCHES!!
@TheBreadmonkey I don't think you can assume that a nanny has had sex.
Mary Poppins fucks
@TheBreadmonkey there are about 100 flats in my building. Sometimes I wonder how many people are having s e x right now. Then I find something else to think about.
@TheBreadmonkey
When my sister had her first baby, she confided to me that "now dad knows I've had sex for real". 🤣🤣🤣
@TheBreadmonkey wait until I tell you about your parents.
@TheBreadmonkey The weirdest thing I noticed when my kid was a newborn was the number of people who didn't really know me, but who would say
"SO, WHEN ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER?"
as if they weren't actually saying
"ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOING TO HAVE SEX AGAIN EVEN THOUGH SHE AND HER VAGINA HAVE JUST BEEN THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EVENT?"
