I don't mean to seem horribly repressed, but people that walk about pushing babies in buggies - don't they know we're all thinking the same thing - we all know that they've *whisper* had s e x
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@TheBreadmonkey there are about 100 flats in my building. Sometimes I wonder how many people are having s e x right now. Then I find something else to think about.
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When my sister had her first baby, she confided to me that "now dad knows I've had sex for real". 🤣🤣🤣
@TheBreadmonkey wait until I tell you about your parents.
@TheBreadmonkey The weirdest thing I noticed when my kid was a newborn was the number of people who didn't really know me, but who would say
"SO, WHEN ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER?"
as if they weren't actually saying
"ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOING TO HAVE SEX AGAIN EVEN THOUGH SHE AND HER VAGINA HAVE JUST BEEN THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EVENT?"