Post by @alice@lgbtqia.space

What social media platform would birds use?

Seagulls would *totally* still be on X.

I could see robins on Facebook.

Ducks would be posting dick vids on OnlyFans.

@alice OnlyFowl :)

@alice eagles use instagram.
Vultures are probably on facebook
I guess Hawks are on Xitter

Nah, Vultures are on X-Twitter; chickens are on Facebook because they don't know any better.

@alice tits would definitely be on the Fediverse, and they'd all be lining up to model for @babe

Ducks would be all over fedi too, butting into random threads with buttpics.