What social media platform would birds use?
Seagulls would *totally* still be on X.
I could see robins on Facebook.
@alice crows love the Fediverse
Ravens are Tumblr witches
owls are on LinkedIn where nobody has to know they're not particularly smart birds
your average conure has uncountably many Facebook friends
Ducks would be posting dick vids on OnlyFans.
@alice eagles use instagram.
Vultures are probably on facebook
I guess Hawks are on Xitter
Nah, Vultures are on X-Twitter; chickens are on Facebook because they don't know any better.
