I fucking love that these conversations are actually happening.
It gets better: his costume may violate a 14th century law banning the wearing of armor in Parliament.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/aep/Edw2/7/0/section/wrapper1
IT DOESN'T STOP GETTING BETTER! 🤣
Chancellor Rachel Reeves has fulfilled the technicality that allows the by-election to happen, apparently for comedy value.
If Count Binface saves the UK from Farage, the man should be knighted at the least.
@MaryAustinBooks One problem is that the title of Count doesn't exist in the English peerage and Earl Binface doesn't have quite the same ring. Maybe he would accept the lesser title Viscount Binface? Is there a Mrs Binface? Strangely, the wife of an Earl is a Countess, so we could have a Countess Binface. Lets do that.
@MaryAustinBooks
It's not armour
It's just plastic and a motorbike safety harness which will be kevlar and not metal like a mediaeval knight.
Those are only banned because the dirty MPs can't feel your arse in the bar with that Getup!
@spytfyre
It's magnificent that this could become a serious legal discussion.
@MaryAustinBooks
"I can get a smaller bin"
