Slop-henge Guide for societal collapse fun tours: Historians and archaeologists have tried to determine exactly how this civilization perished. Researchers suspect a kind of mania over pattern recognition machines. These huge monoliths evidently generated a sacred product known as “slop.” Here we see a famous circle of these facilities that used up all the water and ruined the atmosphere. We think they were worshipped and given sacrifices of immense wealth. But why didn’t they just stop? It’s a mystery, but our current hypothesis is that they were imbeciles!