by Tom Gauld for New Scientist this chart is called SOME GRAMMATICAL VOICES FOR USE IN SCIENTIFIC WRITING ACTIVE VOICE Our team collected samples and then we tested them. PASSIVE VOICE Samples ere collected and tested. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE VOICE We did all the collecting and testing. No need to thank us. Just doing our job. CLICKBAIT VOICE We collected some samples...You won't believe what happened next! HAIKU VOICE Quiet science lab. Workers arrive with samples. The testing begins. CONSPIRACY VOICE Mysterious “samples” were harvested and covertly “tested” by so-called scientists.