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impermanen_ 🕊️

@impermanen_@zirk.us · 3 hours ago

A UFO landed in the donkeys’ paddock today. Arturo was designated as the donkey ambassador to make First Contact. #asstodon

A large metallic finish helium party balloon has landed on the fence. A donkey is cautiously approaching it, no doubt trying to reassure the visitor from outer space that he comes in peace.

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Pinchy63 🇨🇦

@Pinchy63@ottawa.place · 56 minutes ago

@impermanen_
I welcome our donkey overlords!

impermanen_ 🕊️

@impermanen_@zirk.us · 3 hours ago

Manuel, whispering: Ask the alien if it has any treats. #asstodon

Donkey number 2 has moved in close to donkey number 1 and has almost buried his face in number 1’s neck, but is keeping his distance from the dangerous looking UFO.

@W6KME@mastodon.radio · 3 hours ago

@impermanen_ Few things in my life have ever made me as consistently happy as donkeys have.