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@bagder "Should I Stay or Should I Go" / "Straight to Hell"

@bagder "I'm sorry David, I cannot do that."

@bagder Rewrite curl in c

@bagder

If you rewrote it in Erlang, you'd never have to deal with AI again. Well, unless the slopmasters have finally found enough Erlang code to train their plagiarism machines with.

@bagder
Don't use the internet. All solved!

@bagder while everyone know you should rewrite it in Rust these days ;-D

@bagder did you ever run all of those previous AI analyzers against the same revision of the source, and compare the number and quality of their findings?

@bagder is there something about Golang that melts people's brains? I work in Go and it's kind of repulsive as a language and I would not go blithely recommending if for rewriting a long-running project (or any project) with it.

@bagder
He's right. What were you thing back then?

#sarcasm

@bagder And when you've done this the next comment will be
"Rewrite Curl in Rust and you never need AI again. Use Rust Linting"

@bagder Let AI rewrite cURL and you never need cURL again. 🫣