When life gives you potatoes.... make crisps
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@TheBreadmonkey *begins skipping over the Big Pond*
@TheBreadmonkey Been doing that at the local gaelscoil (Irish school) for the past 5 years with the páistí (kids) - this year was my last as the youngest is finishing ranga (year) 6. No more planting prátaí (spuds) with ranga 5 and hoping the múinteoirí (teachers) will let me off for my diabolical Gaeilge 😂
@TheBreadmonkey appreciate the confirmation in parentheses in the ALT text :)
I'm afraid I cannot, for I already have contractual obligations to another client
@TheBreadmonkey Can I be added to the waiting list?
I'm like the Andy Weir short story, The Egg. Except I have to marry everyone who ever lived or will live in order to reach my true potential.
@TheBreadmonkey Life gave us potatoes, but we forgot about them, they grew eyes, became spongy, then we threw them out. Your strategy is better.