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Next year's headline: Jacques Ze Whipper to be blocked in the UK for "promoting a method to evade age assurance"

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Kid: I'll have this black shoe-polish.
Cashier: ID please

Kid: I'll have this piece of coal.
Clerk: ID please.

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Ironically, kids will have to buy cheap knockoffs from deep down dark alleyways

@neil cars in Chile couldn't have dark windows or dark windshields since the dictatorship because government thought people would be able to conceal weapons to try to kill Pinochet

(now cars can have dark windows now, but only 60% of total glass)

so, yeah… I see backwards shit like that actually happening

@neil ... and accompanied by all great-grandparents in person.

@neil dog fur now highly sought after

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Age-gating eyeliner pencils along with tobacco and beer.

@neil More likely that they will ban camera-based verification (or just it alone) and companies will switch to something more abusive.

@neil please don’t give them any more ideas

@neil I love the comments 😁 thanks for a good laugh! 😂

@neil We have a surplus of clown noses

@neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.

@neil but you have to "look" 25

@neil but you have to "look" 21