Waiting for the government announcement that shops can only sell false moustaches and make-up pencils to people 18 or over.
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@neil
Kid: I'll have this black shoe-polish.
Cashier: ID please
Kid: I'll have this piece of coal.
Clerk: ID please.
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Ironically, kids will have to buy cheap knockoffs from deep down dark alleyways
@neil cars in Chile couldn't have dark windows or dark windshields since the dictatorship because government thought people would be able to conceal weapons to try to kill Pinochet
(now cars can have dark windows now, but only 60% of total glass)
so, yeah… I see backwards shit like that actually happening
@neil ... and accompanied by all great-grandparents in person.
@neil dog fur now highly sought after
@neil
Age-gating eyeliner pencils along with tobacco and beer.
@neil More likely that they will ban camera-based verification (or just it alone) and companies will switch to something more abusive.
@neil please don’t give them any more ideas 
@neil I love the comments 😁 thanks for a good laugh! 😂
@neil We have a surplus of clown noses
@neil That will greatly revitalise the economy of the Black Country with coal smuggling, at least.
@neil but you have to "look" 25
@neil but you have to "look" 21
@neil mustache and beards now to be taxed....in order pay for mustache and beard verification. Small print:
"Reverends exempt"
@neil Oh please don't give them ideas 😩
@neil From 2028 all new barns will have a unique Q-Code tattooed on their neck and will scan it on whatever device they are using to verify their age and social status rating before being allowed access. From 2029 the ‘feature’ will be made available for the rest of us and from 2032, no Q-Code, no access.
For the avoidance of doubt, </s>
@neil I wonder if a haircut imitating male pattern balding will become big with the youth. Can't wait to see 11 year olds with bald patches, pipes and flat caps.
@neil I've already started working on my black market fake moustache business plan.
include black markers also!
@neil How are they going to check that?
@neil And the prohibition to grow a mustache before the age of 18.
