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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me with Ollie yesterday. We were celebrating his 15th birthday (birdday).

A side profile of a person with a beard and brown hair, wearing a dark gray zip-up hoodie, standing by a window and holding a mug. A small green parrot with an orange forehead is perched on their shoulder, looking toward the camera.
A side profile of a person with a beard and brown hair, wearing a dark gray zip-up hoodie, standing by a window and holding a mug. A small green parrot with an orange forehead is perched on their shoulder, looking toward the camera.
A side profile of a person with a beard and brown hair, wearing a dark gray zip-up hoodie, standing by a window and holding a mug. A small green parrot with an orange forehead is perched on their shoulder, looking toward the camera.
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grrl_aex
grrl_aex
@kitkat_blue@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@lowqualityfacts
awwahhhh!! How cute! Someone still thinks an image means anything in 2026! Precious! Just adorable!

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Graham Ollis 🇺🇦🌻🌮
Graham Ollis 🇺🇦🌻🌮
@plicease@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@lowqualityfacts that is an animatronic dinosaur isn’t it?

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Stewart V. Wright
Stewart V. Wright
@svw@fosstodon.org  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@lowqualityfacts

Happy birthday to Ollie.

I had been wondering how you held the pen with your wings to write the facts, but I guess you type.

🤯Oh wow. I finally get why it's called hunt-and-peck typing!

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fafa
fafa
@fafanarcool@piaille.fr  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

@lowqualityfacts nice to meet you!

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Olson
Olson
@Olson@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts

An Amazon?

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Jeri Dansky
Jeri Dansky
@jeridansky@sfba.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Aww. Happy belated birthday to Ollie.

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chrisp
chrisp
@chrisp@cyberplace.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts A common misconception, it's actually Ollie and Ollie's winged monster.

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Ham on Wry
Ham on Wry
@HamonWry@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts

Belated Hippo Birdie Day, Ollie

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Jeff  🔜 🛫 😢 ✔️
Jeff 🔜 🛫 😢 ✔️
@seismic007@woof.group  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts that’s exactly the kind of photo a bot would post.

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话仔
话仔
@xylophone1009@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Which one is Ollie?

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Curious
Curious
@curiously@mastodon.au  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts
Alt text: [bird watches bot closely while conducting Voight-Kampff test]

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nowhereman (nicht der andere!)
nowhereman (nicht der andere!)
@Nowhereman@troet.cafe  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts
Internet police says, this is no message from a bot nor bottle.

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William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵
William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵
@wkfry@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Yes, but Fishy is the mastermind behind this operation!

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anon20394702398750
anon20394702398750
@anon20394702398750@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts

Next time you do one of these posts you should subtly photoshop an extra finger or two.

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Ursa
Ursa
@UrsaAshBear@mas.to  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts

This proves nothing, since #birdsarentreal

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Come On Giant Asteroid!
Come On Giant Asteroid!
@VE2UWY@mastodon.radio  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts

That's a bot with it's pet bot bird if I ever saw one. Just look at those m-dashes!!

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Thar🇪🇺
Thar🇪🇺
@tharkonen@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts happy birthday, Ollie! 🫶🏼🎂

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Miss Ming
Miss Ming
@miss_ming@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Nice. 😊

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Børge
Børge
@forteller@tutoteket.no  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Such a handsome boy. And the bird is nice too.

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Børge
Børge
@forteller@tutoteket.no  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Such a handsome boy. And the bird is nice too.

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𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤 𝕂𝕦𝕡𝕗𝕖𝕣
𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤 𝕂𝕦𝕡𝕗𝕖𝕣
@CU29@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts
Two cats AND a bird?

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Patrick Loftus
Patrick Loftus
@pwloftus@pwl.farted.net  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts This fact seems true and may be of high quality... now I'm suspicious.

🕵️

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Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
@ramsey@phpc.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

@lowqualityfacts Nice, AI-generated photo!

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